Big | Butt Road Trip !!link!!

Current status: Stuck in traffic on the I-95 and my booty is numb. 🛑🚫 People keep honking but I think they’re just admiring the bumper. If we break down, I’m not pushing the car... that’s what the glutes are for, right? Just trying to find a gas station snack that matches my energy.

The car pulled into the gravel lot. It was one of those places that looked like it had been built out of scrap metal and hope. But the smell—hickory smoke and spices—drifted through the vents and silenced all complaints. big butt road trip

No road trip through Minnesota is complete without visiting Paul Bunyan and his faithful companion, Babe the Blue Ox. While Paul gets a lot of attention, Babe’s massive blue hindquarters are a true engineering marvel of early roadside art. The West and Desert Leg: Dinosaurs and Donkey Kicks Current status: Stuck in traffic on the I-95

Tackle the trail toward Big Butt Mountain (near Black Mountain/Craggy). This offers spectacular views of the Black Mountain range. Evening: Enjoy local craft beer in Asheville. that’s what the glutes are for, right

Let's be real: A road trip involves snacks. But for the big-butt traveler, digestion while seated is a nightmare due to compressed intestines.